unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

Cuz first I was like"I’m not 67"And then I was like"Oh shit it’s only been 14 years?"Then finally I was like"Oh."


kidxforever:

wzrdkelley:

It’s your job as a man to have your girl feeling wanted, sexy, beautiful, protected, and loved.

its either you, or some other nigga will

I know, because, I am that other nigga

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(via willyouwanttherestofme)




itsbrebby:

ondistantshores:

janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

I will never be cooler than this guy.

COOKIE CEO? I want to be him when I grow yo

(via willyouwanttherestofme)



carolxdanvers:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

How the fuck did he get so good at it in a fuckin week



the-winchesters-creed:

amazing what 17 years can do

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular, via kommonknowledge)




c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

(Source: immaterial-grl, via assembling-tributes)



qawiya:

when my clothes are out of the dryer and are warm and smell like detergent

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(via kommonknowledge)





princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch



(Source: balldontlie, via kommonknowledge)






panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

Misunderestimated.

(via shrivelledwankclaw)



productofsweden:

FUCK THIS WAS MY LIFE

Omggg that damn Polly Pocket. The gelly clothes were the bane of my existence with that damn doll.