alycia.

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my blog has no content theme whatsoever & I'm incredibly unpopular everywhere.

shadowstar500:

ashtonkoochie:

shadowstar500:

ashtonkoochie:

My blog makes no sense. I look like I just discovered the internet.

*grabs your shoulder* It’s ok…….. because I’m like this too

Just when I was thinking there’s no hope in the world.

*looks through both our blogs and sees a resemblance* ……. I don’t know you personally…….but just looking at your blog……..I like you and have a feeling we are capable of being friends

And that, kids, is why Tumblr is better than real life.

the-goddamazon:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

LMFAOOOO too much nectar homie.

the-goddamazon:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

LMFAOOOO too much nectar homie.

(via shadowstar500)

selenade:

nachbaliye:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

smoeone pls reblog this with a source link omg

In case people don’t get it…
For some reason, toasts always land upside down (like if the butter is on top, it’ll land with the butter at the bottom.) //This is just a myth but, eh.
Cats always land on their feet. It has something to do with their balance.//This is a fact.
So the guy put the toast face up (?) on top of the cat. They would just counter-act each other and as a result, just keep spinning.
In the background we see some dude cranking a thing and it’s supposed to generate electricity. So, using an infinitely spinning cat-toast, the guy has the cat-toast generating electricity instead.

selenade:

nachbaliye:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

smoeone pls reblog this with a source link omg

In case people don’t get it…

For some reason, toasts always land upside down (like if the butter is on top, it’ll land with the butter at the bottom.) //This is just a myth but, eh.

Cats always land on their feet. It has something to do with their balance.//This is a fact.

So the guy put the toast face up (?) on top of the cat. They would just counter-act each other and as a result, just keep spinning.

In the background we see some dude cranking a thing and it’s supposed to generate electricity. So, using an infinitely spinning cat-toast, the guy has the cat-toast generating electricity instead.

(Source: emedemabri, via shadowstar500)

baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
callmekj72:


I see this every year and it scares me and makes me sad all at the same time


At first I was likeaww, he only gets to hang with her when she has to chaperone his trick or treatingThen I was like…oh shit

callmekj72:

I see this every year and it scares me and makes me sad all at the same time

At first I was like

aww, he only gets to hang with her when she has to chaperone his trick or treating

Then I was like

…oh shit

(Source: blueberrytouches, via shadowstar500)

thepacificrimjob:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

i expected cute noises

(via naked-nigga-in-ugg-bootz)