My blog makes no sense. I look like I just discovered the internet.
*grabs your shoulder* It’s ok…….. because I’m like this too
Just when I was thinking there’s no hope in the world.
*looks through both our blogs and sees a resemblance* ……. I don’t know you personally…….but just looking at your blog……..I like you and have a feeling we are capable of being friends
And that, kids, is why Tumblr is better than real life.
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
smoeone pls reblog this with a source link omg
In case people don’t get it…
For some reason, toasts always land upside down (like if the butter is on top, it’ll land with the butter at the bottom.) //This is just a myth but, eh.
Cats always land on their feet. It has something to do with their balance.//This is a fact.
So the guy put the toast face up (?) on top of the cat. They would just counter-act each other and as a result, just keep spinning.
In the background we see some dude cranking a thing and it’s supposed to generate electricity. So, using an infinitely spinning cat-toast, the guy has the cat-toast generating electricity instead.
baby's first words
- mom: say mama
- mom: say ma-ma
- mom: say it!
- baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now